I just dropped in to The Conservative Muse for some much-needed cheering up and was not disappointed. If the hypocrisy of Hollywood on the issue of conservation ever irks, this poem’s for you! Here’s a taste:
Although he became a legitimate actor,
It’s hard to ignore the hypocrisy factor
Of Leo’s campaign to reduce all consumption –
From Hollywood types it’s the height of presumption!
Just look at Babs Streisand, who lately observed
That water and energy must be conserved
To stave off the crisis of warming we’ve made;
For curbing our usage she’s on a crusade.
We guess from these strictures she’s gotten a pardon:
She spends twenty grand just to water her garden!